my kingdom for a boy that texts back within a reasonable time frame
i, as a Cisgender Heterosexual, believe that something is only queerphobic if its said while balancing a beachball on your head while dressed up in a big bird suit, hopping on your left foot while chanting “fuck the gay’s” and, incase you havent noticed, i was hopping on my RIGHT foot, so
girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
Sorry to rip this out of context, but this is so true and so right and this is the first time someone has so concisely put into words why you shouldn’t donkey vote.
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.